Wow, I cannot believe $31 million worth of you people actually went to see this crap over the weekend. I mean, I like Vince Vaugh and Reese Witherspoon individually, but they belong on-screen together about as much as Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell in the In the Closet video. Is it just me or is there something troublesome about watching Michael Jackson in a wife beater with his hair pulled back screech “There’s something about ya baaaaaby, that makes me want to give it to youuuuuuu!!” Regardless, Four Christmases blazed …